Internet Addiction: How Men And Women Compare
There are lots of assumptions on what different genders consider important and/or how they spend their time online. While the superfluous battle of the sexes continues, some people actually crunched...
View ArticleiPhone 5: Think It’s Good? Think Again.
Apple came up with the iPhone 5, and this got me curious. Fanboys beware: There will be some disturbing questions asked on this article, like “Will it stand up to what Nokia is going to serve?” or “How...
View ArticlePrinter Ink Is Expensive, But How Expensive Is It Compared To Other Liquids?
I’m compelled to say that ink is way too expensive. Everyone says it. My mother, my wife, and my cats don’t like how much ink costs, particularly when there’s something urgent to print and you’ve just...
View ArticleHow To Prevent Headphones From Tangling In Your Pocket
For those of you who use earbuds on a daily basis, you know there’s a mysterious force that acts upon them in your pockets that turns them into something that looks so horrid that you have considered...
View ArticleEuro Truck Simulator 2 – ETS 2 – Review (Video)
On October 19th, SCS Software released Euro Truck Simulator 2, a game that hopes to trump any other simulator they’ve made so far. The day before its release, I received a press copy from the company...
View ArticleWhere Technology Will Be In 20 Years – A Tech Guy Special
Good morning, fellas! Today, I’ve been asked to say where I see technology in the future. It’s a tough question to answer, considering the direction it’s been taking. But, believe it or not, there’s an...
View ArticleAn Ultimate Solution That Stops People From Hacking Your Passwords
Meet Bob… Bob’s an idiot. Bob uses Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Gmail, and collaborates with a lot of large enterprises to provide them with good tasty material about technology. But he’s still an...
View ArticleHow Work Is Killing You [Infographic]
A lot of people in the 21st century work in front of desks with computer screens (and dancing around a pole). Even throughout the 20th century, we had the ladies in typewriters who worked at the...
View ArticleA Very Merry Christmas From The Tech Guy: 2012 Edition
So, the world didn’t end, Obama got re-elected, the weather’s sunny, some rabbit got laid today, and I just wiped a booger off my keyboard. I’ve had emails from readers who were thinking that I’ve been...
View ArticleZiron: Proving That ASM Isn’t An Old-Timey Language
Perhaps you have a dad or a grandfather that was working in the tech industry back in the day when computers were just a bunch of lightbulbs. If you do, you must have heard of how great assembly (ASM)...
View ArticleWhy ISPs Suck: A Rebuttal To “The First Honest Cable Company”
Internet service providers can be frustrating. Perhaps that’s why bricks were invented. Throwing them into the glass doors of ISP buildings can be quite fun. People often view ISPs as these companies...
View ArticleThe Truth About Google’s Algorithm: Why SEO Is Bullshit
I said it. Search engine optimization (SEO), a practice held up for many years as a great way to get your page on the top of Google’s search results is (mostly) a bullshit practice nowadays. Most...
View ArticleWhy “Fanboy-ism” Is Bullshit
I previously wrote about why SEO is bullshit, so I thought, “If no one shot me until now, I guess that’s a green light for me to write another ‘bullshit’ article I was planning.” Since you folks...
View ArticleBank Of America Introduces Video-Chat Tellers, Bringing A Whole New Meaning...
Isn’t that just awesome? Now, instead of screaming at an ATM because you can’t get your money out, you get in a private chatroom with some girl or dude who calms you down and points out that the gun...
View Article3-D Printers Go All ‘Dr. House’ On Us
Despite innovation being held back by policy, it always manages to happen anyway. A while back, the 3-D printer has allowed people to give the middle finger to gun control. Today, people are using 3-D...
View ArticleA Printer That Prints With… Fire?
Not too long ago, I wrote about a printer that makes images using water droplets. It seems that someone has taken an opposing direction: Lucien Langton, a guy who has a lot of time on his hands, has...
View ArticleInternet Legislation: Great Intentions, Cute Names, And Bad Results
There are a lot of dumb-ass people in the world who don’t do their research but vote politicians that perfectly represent them into office. And that’s what the guv’ment counts on. They count on you not...
View ArticleMilitary Technology: Ship-Mounted Lasers Destroy Enemy Aircraft
I normally don’t write about the military, but this is awesome and could be used for defensive purposes. The US Navy has recently gotten involved in a project that, by 2014, will have solid-state...
View ArticleAn Amateur Film Maker’s Wet Dream: The Blackmagic Pocket Cinema Camera
So, you’re into photography and film-making, but you don’t have Exxon’s budget. That’s OK, according to Blackmagic Design. They just made a camera that costs a little more than the beer budget for a...
View ArticleHow To Make A Library Fun For Kids
You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen a library with slides. Nothing beats education with a playground environment, and one dude came up with a way to mix the two: Put a slide smack dab in the...
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